It may be true that you can’t fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

- Will Durant

See Christ, then you are a Christian; all else is talk.

- Swami Vivekananda

Seymour once said that all we do our whole lives is go from one little piece of Holy Ground to the next. Is he never wrong?

- J.D. Salinger

When a man’s verses cannot be understood nor a man’s good wit
seconded with the forward child, understanding,
it strikes a man more dead than a great reckoning in a little room.
Truly, I would the gods had made thee poetical.

- Touchstone, As You Like It, William Shakespeare

“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive… .’ And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’ Then it was quiet again.”

- Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

“When mathematical propositions refer to reality they are not certain; when they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”

- Albert Einstein

“The poorest being that crawls on earth, contending to save itself from injustice and oppression, is an object respectable in the eyes of God and man. But I cannot conceive any existence under heaven (which in the depths of its wisdom tolerates all sorts of things) that is more truly odious and disgusting than an impotent, helpless creature, without civil wisdom or military skill, without a consciousness of any other qualification for power but his servility to it, bloated with pride and arrogance, calling for battles which he is not to fight, contending for a violent dominion which he can never exercise, and satisfied to be himself mean and miserable, in order to render others contemptible and wretched.

- Edmund Burke, “Letter to the Sheriffs of Bristol”

“What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.”

- Bertrand Russell

“I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound — if I can remember any of the damn things.”

- Dorothy Parker

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened.”

- Winston Churchill

“i suppose the human race
is doing the best it can
but hells bells thats
only an explanation
its not an excuse”

- archy (Don Marquis)

“He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.”

- Albert Einstein

“As soon as I figure out what that means, I’ll deliver a crushing reply.”

- Bing Crosby, ‘White Christmas’

“Orthodoxy means not thinking — not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.”

“He wondered, as he had many times wondered before whether he himself was a lunatic. Perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one. … But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him: the horror was that he might also be wrong.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984′

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.“

- Robert A. Heinlein

“The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.”

- A.A. Milne

“Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation’s laws.”

- S.J. Perelman

“When men hate or blame you, or say hurtful things about you, look deeply into their hearts and see what kind of men they are. You’ll see how unnecessary it is to strain after their good opinion. Yet you must still think kindly of them. they are your neighbors. The gods help them as they do you, by dreams and oracles, to win their hearts’ desires.”

- Marcus Aurelius

“You may force me to say what you wish; you may revile me for saying what I do. But it moves.“

- Galileo

“I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.”

- Archie Leach

“The question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is: Don’t we all anyway? Might as well get paid for it.”

- Richard Sheridan

Sailing To Byzantium

I

That is no country for old men. The young
In one another’s arms, birds in the trees
—Those dying generations—at their song,
The salmon-falls, the mackerel-crowded seas,
Fish, flesh, or fowl, commend all summer long
Whatever is begotten, born, and dies.
Caught in that sensual music all neglect
Monuments of unageing intellect.

II

An aged man is but a paltry thing,
A tattered coat upon a stick, unless
Soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing
For every tatter in its mortal dress,
Nor is there singing school but studying
Monuments of its own magnificence;
And therefore I have sailed the seas and come
To the holy city of Byzantium.

III

O sages standing in God’s holy fire
As in the gold mosaic of a wall,
Come from the holy fire, perne in a gyre,
And be the singing-masters of my soul.
Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity.

IV

Once out of nature I shall never take
My bodily form from any natural thing,
But such a form as Grecian goldsmiths make
Of hammered gold and gold enamelling
To keep a drowsy Emperor awake;
Or set upon a golden bough to sing
To lords and ladies of Byzantium
Of what is past, or passing, or to come.

- William Butler Yeats

“Sell your cleverness … and purchase bewilderment.”

- Rumi

“When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.”

- Dr. Samuel Johnson

“We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.”

- Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects (1711)

“Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.”

- Arthur Schopenhauer

“‘What would Jesus do?’?! What sort of silly question is that? The real question is, ‘What would Batman do?’”

- Mark

“There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. Some men, like bats or owls, have better eyes for the darkness than for the light. We, who have no such optical powers, are better pleased to take our last parting look at the visionary companions of many solitary hours, when the brief sunshine of the world is blazing full upon them.”

- Charles Dickens (”Pickwick Papers”)

“I’ve known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.”

- Ring Lardner

“Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.”

“What you can do, or dream you can do, begin it; boldness has genius, power and magic in it.”

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.”

- Damon Runyon

“When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind.”

- Bill Moyers

“It is an unscrupulous intellect that does not pay antiquity its due reverence.”

- Erasmus

“Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea,
And love is a thing that can never go wrong
And I am Marie of Romania.”

- Dorothy Parker

“He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.”

- William Shakespeare

In the last century, a tourist from the United States visited the famous Polish rabbi Hafez Hayyim. He was astonshed to see that the rabbi’s home was only a simple room fille with books. The only furniture was a table and a bench.

“Rabbi, where is your furniture?” asked the tourist.

“Where is yours?” replied Hafez.

“Mine? But I’m only a vistitor here.”

“So am I,” said the rabbi.

- Chassid

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not … and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

- Francis Bacon

“We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.”

- W.H. Auden

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

“Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.”

- Voltaire

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

- Napoleon Bonaparte

“… the important thing is to, first of all, question everything you read or hear or see or are told. Question it, and try to see the world for what it actually is, as opposed to what someone or some company or some organization or some government is trying to represent it as, or present it as, however they’ve mislabeled it or dressed it up or told you.”

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”

- George Carlin

tone of voice, and that all this seemed to go on
for a very long time, the slow time that it took

for you to grow up, I believe you, and I enjoy
thinking about that odd, awkward child.

The grapevine flower, you know, is nothing much,
but the ripened fruit gives pleasure to men and gods.

- Goethe (’Roman Elegy VII’ translated by David Ferry)

“If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem.”

- Krishnamurti

“Every exit is an entry somewhere.”

“All your life you live so close to the truth, it becomes a permanent blur in the corner of your eye, and when something nudges it into outline it is like being ambushed by a grotesque.”

- Tom Stoppard, ‘Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead’

“He who perceives in the spiritual world must know that at times Imaginations are assigned to him which at first he must forego understanding; he must receive them as Imaginations and let them ripen in his soul as such. In spiritual experience, much depends on a man having the patience to make observations, at first to simply accept them, and to wait with understanding them until the right moment arrives. “

- Rudolf Steiner (’The Chymical Wedding of Christian Rosencreutz’)

“Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.”

- William Butler Yeats

“They do Him wrong, who take God in one particular way. They take the way, and not God.”

- Meister Eckhart

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”

- Theodore Roosevelt

In dwelling, live close to the ground.
In thinking, keep to the simple.
In conflict, be fair and generous.
In governing, don’t try to control.
In work, do what you enjoy.
In family life, be completely present.

- Tao te Ching

“Adam, we give you no fixed place to live, no form that is peculiar to you, nor any function that is yours alone. According to your desires and judgment, you will have and possess whatever place to live, whatever form, and whatever functions you yourself choose. All other things have a limited and fixed nature prescribed and bounded by our laws. You, with no limit or no bound, may choose for yourself the limits and bounds of your nature. We have placed you at the world’s center so that you may survey everything else in the world. We have made you neither of heavenly nor of earthly stuff, neither mortal nor immortal, so that with free choice and dignity, you may fashion yourself into whatever form you choose. To you is granted the power of degrading yourself into the lower forms of life, the beasts, and to you is granted the power, contained in your intellect and judgment, to be reborn into the higher forms, the divine.”

- Pico della Mirandola

“One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.”

- Will Durant

“When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.”

- Abraham Lincoln

“It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backward.”

- Lewis Carroll

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“Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.”

“To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched state.”

“Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.”

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae

Last night, ah, yesternight, betwixt her lips and mine
There fell thy shadow, Cynara! thy breath was shed
Upon my soul between the kisses and the wine;
And I was desolate and sick of an old passion,
Yes, I was desolate and bowed my head:
I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

All night upon mine heart I felt her warm heart beat,
Night-long within mine arms in love and sleep she lay;
Surely the kisses of her bought red mouth were sweet;
But I was desolate and sick of an old passion,
When I awoke and found the dawn was gray:
I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

I have forgot much, Cynara! gone with the wind,
Flung roses, roses riotously with the throng,
Dancing, to put thy pale, lost lilies out of mind;
But I was desolate and sick of an old passion,
Yea, all the time, because the dance was long:
I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

I cried for madder music and for stronger wine,
But when the feast is finished and the lamps expire,
Then falls thy shadow, Cynara! the night is thine;
And I am desolate and sick of an old passion,
Yea, hungry for the lips of my desire:
I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

- Ernest Dowson

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“In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”

“In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.”

“If the right people had been in charge of Nixon’s funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.”

“History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of ”history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.”

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

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“When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.”

- Henry J. Kaiser

“A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.”

- Victor Hugo

“We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not ureasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.”

“Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.”

- Richard Feynman

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”

- Antoine de St. Exupery

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Into this wild abyss,
The womb of nature and perhaps her grave,
Of neither sea, nor shore, nor air, nor fire,
But all these in their pregnant causes mixed
Confusedly, and which thus must ever fight,
Unless the almighty maker them ordain
His dark materials to create more worlds,
Into this wild abyss the wary fiend
Stood on the brink of Hell and looked awhile,
Pondering his voyage. . .

John Milton, “Paradise Lost”, Book II

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“He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.”

“All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.”

- Gandalf (J.R.R. Tolkien)

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At the round earth’s imagined corners, blow
Your trumpets, angels, and arise, arise
From death, you numberless infinities
Of souls, and to your scattered bodies go,
All whom the flood did, and fire shall o’erthrow,
All who war, dearth, age, agues, tyrannies,
Despair, law, chance, hath slain, and you whose eyes
Shall behold God, and never taste death’s woe.

But let them sleep, Lord, and me mourn a space,
For, if above all these, my sins abound,
‘Tis late to ask abundance of thy grace,
When we are there; here on this lowly ground,
Teach me how to repent; for that’s as good
As if thou hadst sealed my pardon, with thy blood.

John Donne, Divine Meditations #7

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I have heard that voice many a time when asleep
and, what is strange, I understood more or less
an order or an appeal in an unearthly tongue:

day draws near
another one
do what you can.

- Czeslaw Milosz, “On Angels”

1. Out of clutter, find simplicity.

2. From discord, find harmony.

3. In the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity.

Albert Einstein, Three Rules of Work

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Go, and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,
Tell me, where all past years are,
Or who cleft the devil’s foot,
Teach me to hear mermaids singing,
Or to keep off envy’s stinging,
And find
What wind
Serves to advance an honest mind.

If thou be’est born to strange sights,
Things invisible to see,
Ride ten thousand days and nights,
Till age snow white hairs on thee,

Thou, when thou return’st, wilt tell me,
All strange wonders that befell thee,
And swear
Nowhere
Lives a woman true, and fair.

If thou find’st one, let me know,
Such a pilgrimage were sweet,
Yet do not, I would not go,
Though at next door we might meet,
Though she were true, when you met her,
And last, till you write your letter,
Yet she
Will be
False, ere I come, to two, or three.

John Donne, “Song”

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“The four great what?” Mrs. Glass interrupted, but cautiously.Zooey put a hand on each side of the washbowl and leaned his chest forward a trifle, his eyes on the general background of enamel. For all his slightness of body, he looked at that moment ready and able to push the washbowl straight through the floor. “The Four Great Vows,” he said, and, with rancor, closed his eyes. “‘However innumerable beings are, I vow to save them; however inexhaustible the passions are, I vow to extinguish them; however immeasurable the Dharmas are, I vow to master them; however incomparable the Buddha-truth is, I vow to attain it.’ Yay team. I know I can do it.”

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey

“In the midst of Winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible Summer.”

Albert Camus

“You, yourself, must make the effort, the buddhas are only teachers. The thoughtful who enter the Way are freed from the bondage of sin. He who does not rouse himself when it is time to rise, who, though young and strong is full of sloth, whose will and thoughts are weak, that lazy and idle man will never find the way to enlightenment. Strenuousness is the path of immortality, sloth the path of death. Those who are strenuous do not die; those who are slothful are as if dead already.”

Buddha, the Dhammapada

“This thing we tell of can never be found by seeking, yet only seekers find it.”

Abu Yazid al-Bistami

“Be the change you want to see in the world.”

Mohandis K. Ghandi

“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”

Mark Twain

“Every child comes with the message that God is not yet tired of the man.”

Rabindranath Tagore

“I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake … which I also keep handy.”

W.C. Fields